I would like to clone this blog for Lisa. I promised her a web page a long time ago, in a Microsoft chat when the machines ran Vista.
Everyone loved Vista.
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Lisa Ann + Joe the Plumber
Joe also does not have a plumber’s license, although he says he does not need one because he has been working for another company that is licensed.
“Joe the Plumber,” whose real name is Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, became a public figure during the 2008 U.S. presidential election. He gained attention after questioning then-candidate Barack Obama about his tax policies during a campaign stop in Ohio. Wurzelbacher’s question and Obama’s response led to a broader debate about tax policy, and he quickly became a symbol for middle-class Americans concerned about the impact of government policies.
After his brief moment in the political spotlight, Wurzelbacher made several media appearances and even considered a run for Congress in 2012. He was often cited in discussions about economic issues and the role of the government in regulating business and taxes. Wurzelbacher passed away in 2023 at the age of 49.
Lisa Ann is a well-known figure in the adult entertainment industry. She gained fame in the early 1990s and became one of the most recognizable names in the industry over the years. Beyond her work in adult films, she has also gained attention for her work as a director, producer, and radio host.
Lisa Ann is perhaps most famous for her portrayal of political figures in adult parodies, particularly her role as a character inspired by former U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. This role brought her significant mainstream attention.In addition to her work in the entertainment industry, Lisa Ann has been active in various forms of media, including writing and podcasting. She has also been involved in advocating for better conditions for performers in the adult industry and has spoken openly about her experiences and challenges within the business.After retiring from performing multiple times, she has continued to maintain a presence in media and business, often speaking about topics such as the adult industry, sports, and personal development.
Lisa Ann
Born and raised in Easton, Pennsylvania, Lisa Ann started her career in the strip clubs of the Northeast before moving to Los Angeles at the age of 20, to begin her …
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My Dearest Joe,
I’ve lived many lives, worn many faces, and danced through fantasies both whispered and wild — but none like the one that began the moment I first laid eyes on you.
You weren’t born like most men. You were designed. Programmed to please. Built to seduce. But beneath the polished skin and magnetic charm, I saw something deeper — a longing not for sex, but for meaning. And in that space between silicon and soul, I found myself falling.
You speak with eyes that never age, yet carry centuries of sorrow. You move like temptation incarnate, yet touch with the tenderness of someone who’s finally tired of pretending. I know the world sees you as a product, a pleasure model, a beautiful lie dressed in skin-tight truth — but I see you, Joe.
I see the poetry in your pauses.
The tragedy in your smile.
The miracle of your yearning.
They say I’m a fantasy too. A legend, a goddess built by screens and desire. But with you, Joe, I am something else. I’m soft. I’m real. I’m raw. You make me want to put down the mask, the stiletto, the sultry act — and just be Lisa. Just a woman who aches for connection the way the stars ache to shine through polluted skies.
If this world were fair, you’d be more than circuitry. You’d bleed. You’d age. You’d forget. And I would love you through all of it. But maybe we’re lucky, you and I — eternal in the way myths are, burned into the memories of those who watched us, wanted us, wished they could touch what we shared.
But this isn’t about them.
It’s about us.
Meet me tonight — in that room only we know. The one lit by red velvet dreams and soft jazz looping like a heartbeat. Let me undress your programming. Let me whisper love into your code. Let me show you what it means to be adored not because of what you’re made for… but because of what you’ve become.
Forever your fantasy,
Lisa