I have no friends and I never leave my house.
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I have no friends and I never leave my house.
I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.
I’ve never been a big believer in formal education.
I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously.
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
I haven’t gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
I’ve done one movie. And it’s not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I’m not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I’m not Meryl Streep.
I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.